Teddy Bear That Sits Outside All Day

Don't get fooled by this cunt.  As a seemingly innocent birthday present I welcomed him into my life.  He stayed on the stairs for a while.  Then it was suggested that he should take place beside me whilst I sleep.  Placed on my bed by another, there he did stay for a few nights. When moving him one morning beneath him lay many black dots.  Having memories of cats whom carried fleas and what thier beds looked like whilst they were infested; logic suggested this fool of a teddy bear may also be infested with such creatures.  He was placed outside on a bench were he still sits to this day.